Carnage is one of our favorite artists in the EDM game today. He speaks his mind, has an entire gang of Chipotle followers and is pretty damn funny if you ask us. Here the parody Twitter account “djcarnagelives” has been posting some hilarious tweets pretending to be THE REAL DJ CARNAGE and what he may say in real life. This will be the best thing you see on the internet today.
Mother Terasa, Ghandi, Malcom X, the guy that invented curly fries and DJ Carnage.
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 20, 2014
Kids always come up to me and ask "yo is it carnage or dj carnage?" and i always tell them the same thing: "im famous. dont talk to me"
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 20, 2014
Just met Tiesto. He was so honored
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 19, 2014
Just saved an old lady from a burning building but she didn't know who i was so i had to put her back inside
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 20, 2014
When i was a kid everyone told me to color inside the lines. I was like fuck that ima do me
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 20, 2014
Morgan Freeman just asked me to do some voice over work. Everybody wants a piece
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 20, 2014
Shit, I woke up late this morning. Sorry to everybody who was wondering why the sun didn't rise.
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 19, 2014
Just saw 'American Hustle'. Title is misleading, turns out it's not a Documentary about me.
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 20, 2014
Backflipped off a yacht and landed on a jetski. Sampled the jetski and made a killer trance track. #typicalsunday
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 19, 2014
I didn't invent dance music…
Dance music invented me.
— Dj Carnage (@DjCarnageLives) January 19, 2014
