With the holidays around the corner, are you looking to get back at your evil family? Well if you have an extra $20,000 to spare, call up Dillon Francis to ruin your stepdad's Christmas.
Now if you head over to Dillon's merchandise website, you will see the new service “Have Dillon Francis Ruin Your Stepdad's Christmas,” filed under “Dillon Francis/Awesome Shit.”
– dillon is not required to make a video of any item
– dillon can take up to one year to fulfill the item
– for any items that has dillon creating a song, he is not obligated to publicly promote or premiere on his media outlets. he retains right to do that if he wants but does not have to
– for items that are of the customer.. like dillon doing somebodys taxes or like putting together their ikea bed.. we cannot guarantee that it will be done correctly
– any item that requires dillon to physically be there, customer is responsible to cover any and all costs associated with making that happen
– every item is for entertainment purposes only and should not be relied on for any real use
