No seriously. This isn't even a joke. Mixmag has reported that Kuwaiti customs officials captured a carrier pigeon transporting 200 ecstasy pills coming from Iraq.
A Pigeon…Really?
Yes a pigeon. The little guy was actually wearing an adorable little backpack design for pigeons. Inside the backpack was a grand total of 178 ecstasy pills with a street value of $1780 USD or easily $5,000 if you were at a Carnage concert.
The story comes from Reddit where it has gained a good amount of traction. Understandably so as this is completely ridiculous. While no official word has been given by Kuwaiti officials on what the Pigeons punishment will be, we have to assume things will not end well for our feathered friend. You can check out the full Reddit thread here.