Dillon Francis disappeared from social's for awhile and we were all pretty sad about it. Then, he dropped “Ven” and we were not sad anymore. Then he came back to social media. Word is a Latin album will be dropping very soon. Dillon has become the face of humor in this industry and he shows no signs of taking the foot off the pedal. I logged onto Twitter today and the first tweet was by some Dillon Francis help center. I was confused. Why and when did I start following the customer service twitter page for Dillon's phenomenal Merch store? Turns out, I didnt.
Dillon has called an audible and switched taken over or created his own customer service page out of his Tiwtter page. No word on how long this is here to stay, but like Mountain Dew Code Red its confusing, but ooooh so good.
Hello everyone! Welcome to the customer service center for Dillon Francis! How can I help?
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 5, 2018
Hi LA Turtle! Thank you for your feedback! Our system does not recognize the prompt “chode". How can we assist you? Type HELP for more options https://t.co/S2woV85Drc
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 6, 2018
Hello Cole K! Unfortunately, there were liability issues with ruining your step-dad's birthday. I'm so sorry to hear it was “happy”. I recommend you take comfort in knowing he’s growing old in an unforgiving hellscape. Have a great day! https://t.co/mP4XUBMbvT
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 6, 2018
Hello Cole K! Unfortunately, there were liability issues with ruining your step-dad's birthday. I'm so sorry to hear it was “happy”. I recommend you take comfort in knowing he’s growing old in an unforgiving hellscape. Have a great day! https://t.co/mP4XUBMbvT
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 6, 2018
Good Morning everyone! It's a beautiful day! Well, I wouldn't technically know because Dillon Francis HQ doesn't have windows. And we're never allowed to leave. Still a beautiful day!
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 6, 2018
Hi Stefania! So sorry to hear this. Sounds like an extremely defective Alexa! I'd recommend you destroy it https://t.co/Q5pJ2ki6qg
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 6, 2018
We love our fans! https://t.co/aV56TRuymY
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 5, 2018
Hello! Unfortunately, love is a social construct perpetuated by mass media to ensure social order and the reproduction of mankind. Don't forget to check out Ven on your favorite streaming platform! https://t.co/vk28NpOI43
— Dillon Francis Customer Service (@DILLONFRANCIS) February 5, 2018
Photo Cred: RUKES
